real men don’t tweet

“Sekarang coba deh lo jelasin ke gue, laki-laki kayak gimana di Twitter yang menurut lo pacarable selain avatarnya ganteng dan itu muka dia sendiri?”

“Nge-tweet-nya nggak banyak-banyak, paling tentang olahraga.  Nggak semua isu sosial harus dikomentarin.  Yang dia follow misalnya akun berita, setipe Harvard Business Review, yang jelas bukan akun gosip.  Nggak nyepik kemana-mana.”

Agnes menatapku dan geleng-geleng kepala.  “Lo mau nyari pacar atau ngerekrut pegawai sih, neng?”

Sialan.

“You know what I think, Nya?” celetuk Agnes setelah menghirup kopinya.  “Real men don’t tweet.”


*an excerpt from my upcoming book, currently titled ‘Critical 11’

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    Laki gueeee 💋
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    “Sekarang coba deh lo jelasin ke gue, laki-laki kayak gimana di Twitter yang menurut lo pacarable selain avatarnya...
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    ika natassa, she’s my new favorite chicklit local writer. i just loved her phrase-style, reminds me about sophie...
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    *nods* the kinda guy
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    Nge-tweet-nya nggak banyak-banyak, paling tentang olahraga. Nggak semua isu sosial harus dikomentarin. Yang dia follow...
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    ada komentar?
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    Yeah, real men don’t tweet!
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    i’m talking about. tweetless for a real man.
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  35. syararizka said: Cant wait to read your upcomiing boook >.<
  36. harioktarini reblogged this from ikanatassa and added:
    do not tweet? How about sayangnya aku yang sering ngetweet :(